the natural inanity behind the artificial intelligence

Comrades in the office. Comrades in Tuesday trivia nights. Comrades in IKEA furniture assembly. Comrades in line at Space Mountain.

Illustration of a crane with team members count

66

TEAM MEMBERS

Illustration of a crane with hires in the last year count

17

HIRES IN THE LAST YEAR

Illustration of a crane with left handers count

10

LEFT HANDERS

Illustration of a crane with users per employee count

758,000

USERS PER EMPLOYEE

meet our comrades

Many different talents, many different stories, but one thing in common: incredibly attractive.

Girvin's photo

Girvin

GTM ENGINEER

Yulian's photo

Yulian

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Brian's photo

Brian

ENGINEERING MANAGER

Gerard's photo

Gerard

DESIGN DIRECTOR

Ethan's photo

Ethan

SALES OPS ASSOCIATE

Owen's photo

Owen

SALES OPS ASSOCIATE

Alex's photo

Alex

PRODUCT MANAGER

Natalie's photo

Natalie

EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT

Carla's photo

Carla

CUSTOMER OPS MANAGER

Daryll's photo

Daryll

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Duc's photo

Duc

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Ian's photo

Ian

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

our preferences

Where we stand on the important issues of the world.

Coke Zero

Coke Zero can

54.2%

VS

Diet Coke

Diet Coke can

45.8%

Window seat

Window airplane seat

48.4%

VS

Aisle seat

Aisle airplane seat

51.6%

Pineapple
on pizza?

Pineapple pizza

66.1%

VS

Yuk!

No pineapple on pizza

33.9%

Netflix
payer

Netflix payer

100%*

VS

Netflix
"borrower"

Netflix borrower

0%*

*suspicious results

Cat

Cat illustration

38.7%

VS

Dog

Dog illustration

61.3%

iOS

iOS logo

79.4%

VS

Android

Android logo

20.6%

if we were wizards

So what type of personalities are we? Courageous? Ambitious? Loyal? Intelligent? We asked the sorting hat.

34.5 %
Gryffindor house crest
Gryffindor
30.9 %
Hufflepuff house crest
Hufflepuff
20 %
Ravenclaw house crest
Ravenclaw
14.6 %
Slytherin house crest
Slytherin

music for work

A crowdsourced playlist of music that gets us into the mood to work. A rather high proportion of movie soundtracks.

Become our comrade. Especially if you are a southpaw Slytherin.